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Better Living Through Proper Nutrition

by The Tasty Wangs

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1.
Dixie Lee 01:57
Never in my lifetime did I ever think I'd meet the one I saw your light shining, I knew my lonely days were done Everybody tells me you're bad for my heart They can keep on talking, they won't tear us apart Meet me on the Miramichi, I'm gonna butter up your buns Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Dixie Lee My one and only Dixie Lee Sexy, greasy, Dixie Lee All along the North Shore spreading happiness to one and all Southern New Brunswick's full of goths that eat their food at the mall You gave your love to Sussex, got nothing in return Just give me the word and I'll watch the fucker burn Meet me in Neguac, we'll have a bucket and a ball Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Dixie Lee My one and only Dixie Lee Sexy, greasy, Dixie Lee Your thighs, your legs, your breasts, driving me crazy Your thighs, your legs, your breasts, driving me crazy Your thighs, your legs, your breasts, driving me crazy Your thighs, your legs, your tits! Put 'em in my mouth baby! D D D D D D D D D D D D Dixie Lee! D D D D D D D D D D D D Dixie Lee! Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick Gimme! Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick Gimme! Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick Dixie Lee.
2.
Big Boy 01:40
I'm a big boy, been eating at Deluxe Three piece fish and chips, don't give a fuck I'm a big boy Spend twenty fucking bucks on a seafood platter Shove it in my guts I'm a big boy I'm a big boy I like your blue dress shirt and the way you're chatting with the boys at work Those muscles, let me see them twerk I'm a lonely lady looking for a homely jerk I'm a big boy I'm a big boy I like my tartar sauce sweet You're my chicken gravy baby, Christmas draw for my meat I'm a big boy No wrong or right No crinkle fries, fresh cut for life I'm a big boy I wanna get fed Yeah I want it in What'd I Say? You got a head like a skunk.
3.
I'm not drivin' to Comeau's I'm not waitin' at fuckin' Ossie's I'll stay on the West Side I'm gonna eat at Bob's and die I'm gonna die at Bob's You only have to eat one meal
4.
I'm the Mayor of Gravy Bay So guess what?! You gotta listen to what I say We're going surfing on Gravy Bay Surfing on Gravy Bay Why walk around like a mope all day when you can come out to the place with the big brown waves and go surfing on Gravy Bay Surfing All right baby Grab your board and a bag of cheese, baby Poutine whatever you please Working down at the gravy mill all week and now I wanna go and get my thrills I'm going surfing on Gravy Bay Surfing on Gravy Bay Boss says don't let the gravy spill but you know it's kinda hard 'cause you can't let it stand still So I keep on turning, don't let it get too thick Try to feed that to your baby, you'll just make your baby sick Gotta keep the gravy viscous I wanna pour it all over your biscuits Monday: I'm stuck at work again Tuesday: I'd rather be surfing, man Wednesday: I oughta burn that factory down Thursday: There's only one place I'll be found Friday: I'm gonna wax my board and then Saturday: I'll hang a rat while hanging ten Sunday: I'm going surfing everyday Everyday: I'm gonna surf my life away Surfing on Gravy Bay!
5.
[Sean] I'm so hungry for genitals Yeah I'm so hungry for genitals and I want some now, so give 'em right now Yeah I'm slurpin' dicks, oh, fuck Fuck and suck I'm so hungry for genitals (and I want em) (hairy, hot and wet! x2) I just want to eat some genitals, ya know? I just... ya know... when ya slurp on a genital? Fuckin' starvin'! I'm so hungry for genitals and I want some right now, so give 'em right now I'm starvin' for fuckin' genitals Fill me up with genitals Thanks [Mike] I wanna eat genitals Put... I... I want genitals I wanna eat some genitals I'm starving Uhh, yeah, yeah, I wanna eat... Can I have some genitals? Can I? Can I have a bite? Can I have a taste? I just wanna have a little bit I'm hungry I'm starving Can I... Can I have a little bit of those? I want a little bit of those genitals Put 'em in... I want some... I want somethin' to taste I want... I want inside... behind... behind the lips [Greg] Woo! Yeah! Hairy, hot and wet (x2) Woo!

credits

released May 1, 2019

Mayor Gregory Gravy Cakes-Bass/Vocals
Sir Micheal Thornberry Pie (AKA: Floor’s Boy)-Guitar/Vocals
Lord Sean Patrick Soup Masseur-Drums/Vocals

Additional Musicians:
Ciggie Tarbox-Lead Guitar
Eric “Easy Breeze” Braun-Lead Guitar on Genitals
Cory Abbott-Bongo Beater on Gravy Bay

Vox Gang: Dr Michael Barber Cyr, Easy Breeze, French Peter, Wangs

Recorded by Pierre “French Peter” Cormier @ Studio Space
Mixed by Sean Boyer @ Studio Boytimes

Record cut by Ethan at funkyfrankenstein.com

The Tasty Wangs would like to thank everyone listed above for their help in making this ep. To everyone else we would like to say "we’re very sorry".

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